I swear this is taking place to me again. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are right back where we started. It's like a broken record. To be honest, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Perhaps it's time change my habits
- Surely this is a dream
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was flying in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and randomly a group of chickens came out over a building. They were running all over the place, and dogs were confused. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in utteramazement.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be real, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
You guys won't believe that just took place. Oh my goodness, I think I'm going to lose consciousness! All of it was just totally absurd.
- This is nuts
- Seriously though
- I need to document this
I gotta go! You won't believewhat comes up! click here
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, the concept is just unfathomable. I keep trying to understanding it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I try a different approach?